Do you cringe in displeasure every time your loved ones horrendously breaks the wind around you?
At some point, everyone of us has been around such awkward situations where we aren’t sure of the culprit who blew your sense of smell away!
Bringing to your attention the ultimate solution to the pungent gas pass. A pill has been formulated by inventor Christian Poincheval, based in Gesvres a western French town. Who claims to mutate the stink of gas into exquisite fragrances like chocolate and roses for instance.
You heard it right! The alchemist believes he can make your dump smell like roses. He has been at it since 2007 according to the official website of the company, called Lutin Malin (that’s Cunning Imp, en Anglais)
As funny as it may sound they affirm that the pill is all natural and drug-free. Mentioning that it is a “dietary supplement based on natural ingredients” that will precisely make your farts smell incredible.
It would be truly incredible if this happens to be true.
The website claims: “The Fart Pill is the result of lengthy research and trials and is on sale since 2007. Our fragrant variants also add a touch of humor for any occasion. Our numerous returning customers are no doubt the best proof.”
If you are considering buying this handy little intestinal vapor purifier, you may head now to the website or Amazon right away and pick up a sachet of 60 pills for less than £20.
The product has some interesting variations that cater to your personal preferences you may say, or even to go along with seasonal choices. For instance, for Christmas, you may grab their Christmas chocolate or the Mayday Lily, totally up to you!
By the way, the website also claims that this is not just for humans. They have some powders you can use on your dog.
According to Lutin Malin, you can sprinkle the powder on the dog food and just that conveniently the dirty stink pass from your dog would smell enchanting like spring flowers.
The whole idea of this invention had illuminated out of necessity as Mr. Poincheval was in the midst of a particularly smelly dinner party he says to The Telegraph.
He explained: “Our farts were so smelly we were nearly suffocated. Something had to be done,”
He continued: “I have all sorts of customers,
“Some buy them because they have problems with flatulence and some buy them as a joke to send to their friends. Christmas always see a surge in sales.”
But let’s not wait for Christmas Amigos, pick yours today!
I am currently working as an Accountant. Pursuing a career in Chartered Accountancy. Graduated from Heriot-Watt University (Scotland) with a double major in Accountancy and Finance. Based in Dubai. Web and Content writer as recreation.